Song Lyrics

Lisa's Birthday Song from Bart:
Lisa, it's your birthday.
God Bless you this day.
You gave me the gift of a little sister,
and I'm proud of you today.

Chorus:
Lisa it's your birthday. Happy Birthday, Lisa.
Lisa it's your birthday. Happy Birthday, Lisa.

I wish you love and goodwill.
I wish you peace and joy.
I wish you better than your heart desires.
And your first kiss from a boy.

Chorus:
Lisa it's your birthday. Happy Birthday, Lisa.
Lisa it's your birthday. Happy Birthday, Lisa.
Yeah!

Flaming Moe's lyrics:
When the wait of the world has got you down and you want to end your
life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job and problems with the wife.  But don't
throw in
the towel 'cause theres a place right down the block, where you can
drink
your misery away.  At Flaming Moe's, Lets all go to Flaming Moe's, 
When
Liquor in a mug can warm you like a hug.  And happiness is just a
flaming Moe
away, Happeniss is just a flamming moe away.  " Barney"

Baby On Board lyrics:
Baby on board how I've adored, that sign on my car's windowpane.
Bounce in my step, loaded with pep, cause I'm drivin in the car pool lane.
Call me a square, friend I don't care,
that little, yellow sign can't be ignored.
I'm tellin you it's mighty nice,
each trips a trip to paradise
with my baby on board.

Barts Marching Song:
I got a "b" in arithmetic, woulda got an "a", but I was sick.  In
English
Class I did the best because I cheated on the test.  We are happy, we
are
merry 'cause we got a rhyming dictionary

Itchy and Scratchy theme song:
They fight, they bite, they bite and fight and bite.  Bite, Bite Bite,
Fight,
fight, fight
The itchy and Scratchy Show

Itchy and Scracthy's End lyrics:
They fought and bit they fought and bit
and fought, fought, fought, fought.
Bit, bit, bit
it was the Itchy and Scratchy show

Springfield, Springfield lyrics:
Springfield, Springfield! it's a hell of a town!
The schoolyard's up and the mall's down!
The stray dogs go to the animal pound.
Springfield, Springfield! Springfield, Springfield!,
Sailor: New York, New York
Bart: New York is thataway man
Sailor: thanks, kid
Bart and Millhouse: Itsa hell of a towwwwwwnnnn!

O Mindy lyrics:
Oh Mindy you came without flaking but I gave you Ben-Gay,
oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something.

Poochie's Rap Lyrics:
The name's Poochie D. And I rock the telly.
I'm half Joe camel and a third Fonzarelli.
I'm the Kung-Fu hippie from gangsta city.
I'm a rappin surfer.
You the fool I pity.

Love Matic Grand-pa them lyrics:
While shopping for some cans, an old man passed away.
He floated up toward heaven but got lost along the way.
Nows he's the love matic Grand-pa!
The wise socratic Grand-pa!
And he'll fill our hearts with loooovve.

Lisa's Blues lyrics:
I got a bratty brother. He bugs me everyday
and this morning my own mother
she gave my last cupcake away.
My dad acts like he belongs,
he belongs in the zoo.
I'm the saddest kid in grade number 2.

Wacking Day lyrics:
Oh  wacking day, oh wacking day our hollowed snake skull cracking day.
We'll brake their backs gouge out their eyes.
Their evil hearts we'll pulverize.
Oh wacking day oh wacking day.
May God bestow his grace on thee.

Skinner and the Superintendent Chalmers Show lyrics:
Skinner with his crazy explanations,
The super intendents gonna need his medication
when he hears Skinners lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town tonight!! "Skinner"

Who loves Ned Flanders? lyrics:
Hens love roosters,  Geese love ganders,
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders
Homer: Not Me
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders

Lisa's Protest Strike lyrics:
Come gather round children its high time ye learns
bout a hero named Homer
and a Devil named Burns.
We'll march till we drop the girls and the fella's.
We'll fight till the deaths or else fold like umbrellas.
So we'll march day
and night by the big cooling tower.
They have the plant but we have the power

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel lyrics:
Some fok'll never eat a skunk but then again some fok'll
like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.
Most Fok'll never loose a toe and then again some
fok'll, like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!

Can I Borrow a Feeling lyrics:
Can I borrow a feeling, Could you lend me a jar of love.
Hurtin hearts need some healin'.
Take my hand with your glove of love.

The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show lyrics:
They fight they bite and bark.
They fight and fight and fight and bark.
Fought, fought, fought.
Woof, woof, woof.
The Itchy& Scratchie and Poochie show.

Mr. Plow jingle lyrics:
Call Mr. Plow that's my name.
That name again is Mr. Plow.

Mediocre Presidents lyrics:
We are the mediocre presidents.
You won't find our face on dollars or on cents.
There's Taylor, there's Tyler,
there's Fillmore and there's Hayes. 
There's  William Henry Harrison "I died in 30 days"
We are the adequate, forgettable, occasionally regrettable caretaker 
presidents of the U.S.A.!

Very Good Beer lyrics:
When I was 17, I drank some very good beer,
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake I.D.
my name was Brian McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen,
When I was 17.

Krusty sign-off lyrics:
We've had lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of fun,
but know its time to go.
If this old clown were found dead tomorrow,
I'd be in heaven still doing this show.

Those were the Days lyrics:
Homer: Boy the way the Bee-Gees played
Marge: Movies John Travolta made
Homer: Guessing how much Elvis weighed
Both: Those were the days
Marge: And you knew where you were then
Homer: Watching shows like Gentle Ben
Both: Mister we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again
Homer: Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac
Marge: Coming out of my 8 track
Both: Michael Jackson still was black
Those were the days!

Homer Simpsons lyrics:
Yaba-Daba-Doo.
Simpson, Homer Simpson
he's the greatest guy in history.
From the town of Springfield
he's about to hit a chestnut tree.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Burns lyrics:
I'd just like to say this gig sucks, hey, up yours, Springfield.
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday.
Happy Birthday Burnsy Happy Birthday to you.
Go to hell you old bastard.

Just Don't look Jingle lyrics:
Paul Anka: To stop those monsters 1,2,3,
here's afresh new way that's trouble-free.
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee
Lisa: Guarantee void in Tennessee!
Both: Just don't look, Just don't look,
Just don't look, Just don't look

Under the Sea lyrics:
Under the sea, Under the sea.
There'll be no accusations just friendly
crustaceans. Under the sea!

Money Gets You One more Round lyrics:
Money gets you one more round.
Drink it down you stupid clown.
Money gets you one more round
then you're out on your ass

Bad Cops lyrics:
Bad cops, bad cops, bad cops, bad cops.
Springfield cops are on the take, 
but what do you expect for the money we make?
Whether in a car or on a hoarse,
we don't mind using excessive force.
Bad cops, bad cops, bad cops,bad cops.

Sending Our Love Down the Well lyrics:
Sting: There's a hole in my heart as deep as a well
for that poor little boy who's stuck halfway to hell
Sideshow mel: Though we can't get him out we'll do the next best thing
Rainier Wolfcastle:  We'll go on T.V and sing, sing, sing
Choir: And we're sending our love down the well
Krusty:  All the way down
Choir: We're sending our love down the well
Krusty: Down that well

Krusty's Prison Special lyrics:
Krusty: I slugged some jurk in Tahoe, they gave me one to three.
My high priced lawyer sprung me on a technicality.
I'm just visiting Springfield 
Prison, I get to sleep at home tonight.
Prisoners: Boo, Boo

See My Vest lyrics:
Burns:  See my vest, see my vest
made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater,
there's no better than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, a vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino 
African endangered Rhino.
Grizzly Bear underwear,
turtle's necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest!
Try my red-robin suit,
it comes one breast or two.
See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers, it 
was that or skin my chauffeurs.
But a  Greyhound fur tuxedo would be best. 
So lets prepare these dogs
Nannie: Kill two for matching clogs
Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
o please won't you see my Vesssssst!!!!

Marge's Song of Wine Lyrics:
Here we sit enjoying the shade,
Hey brother pour the wine
Drink the Drink that I have made,
Hey brother pour the wine
He's here at last my one and only,
goodbye my friends and don't be lonly
Hey Brother pour the wine,
Hey Brother pour the wine